The Daily Show is all-new tonight with guest Ellen Page.
In the meantime, click here to watch last week’s instant-classic segment about the Obama administration’s IRS scandal.
Bill Hader is leaving SNL, and @indiesdream and I are emotionally distressed. #billhader #why? #overdothehashtags Fuck you, @xshottsx
Bill Hader is leaving SNL, and @indiesdream and I are nearly in tears. #billhader #snl #why?
Bill Hader is leaving SNL, and @indiesdream are nearly in tears. #billhader #snl #why?
It’s Stephen Colbert’s birthday! #birthday #stephencolbert #love #mayphotochallenge #blackandwhite
I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.
Woman - John Lennon
“‘Woman’ came about because, one sunny afternoon in bermuda, it suddenly hit me what women do for us. Not just what my Yoko does for me, although I was thinking in those personal terms… but any truth is universal. What dawned on me was everything I was taking for granted. Women really are the other half of the sky, as I whisper at the beginning of the song. It’s a ‘we’ or it ain’t anything.” -John Lennon
Happy Mothers Day to all the amazing Mom’s out there!
“I went to a Bruce Springsteen concert last night and it was…what’s the word I’m looking for…the greatest night of my life! Let me ask you guys a question, have you ever hugged Bruce Springsteen? …I did. It was nice, and and you know what I’ve got underneath this suit? The clothes I wore.
Are you a fan of joy? Do you like joy? If you like joy you should go see Bruce Springsteen. I actually have a little something from last night’s show that I think you’ll like.” October 18, 2007 (x)
My sim went to school, and brought home a friend, and this is the secret he shared. lul.
